so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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