Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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