I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Shame is for Republicans.
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