I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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