Sponge bath it is.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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