from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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