...so i touched it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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