I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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