I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She's JV to your varsity
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Randomize
