hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
