I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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