So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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