when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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