he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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