We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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