I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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