their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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