My nipple is on Facebook.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
