All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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