You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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