so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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