you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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