what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize