found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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