I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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