and you said cock pushups were impossible
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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