Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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