how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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