am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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