I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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