you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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