So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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