I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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