she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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