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If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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