So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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