come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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