omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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