so explain again why im purple
no
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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