shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
