I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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