meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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