love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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