If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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