And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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