in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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