garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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