just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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