She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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