Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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