a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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