is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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